On the sixteenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

ReindeerArt 

On the sixteenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Sixteen candles on a Reindeer…

He’s wearing my new slippers,

his time is drawing near…

I’ll mount him on the Fireplace…

The neighbors will stare with fear…

Santa says he tastes like chicken,

so I’ll batter him with beer.

 Five…….Golden……Onion rings!

Four Pop Tarts,

Three French Toasts,

Two Turtle Soups,

and the Partridge Family on TeeeVeee.

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About miningtheword

I'm an artist, hack-writer, musician, bicyclist, runner, father, and husband, living the life in Montana. Always enjoying the Big Sky and hopefully making someone smile, think, laugh, ponder, curse and enjoy the days we've been given on earth. Why? Because nobody gets out alive.
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